I have a serious problem with writing complicated props and costumes into my sketches part two or how to create a stupid car hat

Yes, I’m at it again. More props. This time it’s a car hat. Don’t ask why. Come to the show and all will be revealed.

Step one. Take a cardboard box that is about the size of a hat and roughly shape it into something that you hope sort of looks like a car.

Papier mache that bad boy. I had a moulded shape of my head left over from the imapala hat process, so I taped it into the underside for that smooth, smooth hat fit that you have come to expect.

Make some cardboard wheels, and paint the whole thing. OMG! That’s so realistic!!! Is that a real car on your head? Don’t patronise me, I know what it is.

Note: my tongue is doing that because I’m making car noises.